This is the first in a series. My husband Kyle, in his pithy, southern style issues so many to-the-point quotes that I have decided to start capturing them. So here is the first of "Today's Kyle Quotes" (TKQ)
"Big News! The front page of the New Times has the story. The Pope says that priests who are unhappy with the Episcopal Church can come on over and stay married. Y'all need to say, 'If your tired of your money going to lawyers for pedophiles and promoting the spread of HIV/AIDS come on over [to the Episcopal Church]. We're having a Fire Sale.'"