Amtrak and I Are On The Skids

Apparently, this train, The Lake Shore Limited, has no WiFi.  It has a dining car.  Linen and silverware. It has no WiFi.  Strange priorities. I am not hungry.

Because this train goes to Chicago it leaves "the corridor" and as we all know, there is no WiFi beyond the Eastern Time zone.  Damn cowboy, Indians and train robbers.  Glad I am getting off the train before civilization ends.

Preston!  Men. Love ya and leave ya.